Okay good thing numbers are infinite, cuz I'm gonna need them....let's start here..

Bitch One...People who seem to be laugh/ smiling at you when you are talking to them..What gives? Meet someone around town you have not seen in a while and you think "Oh shit. Not her!" Look!! She's pretending not to see me. I better say "Hi." Like, so loud she's stuck.. "Hey There, (Fill In the Blank) but for fun I'll use...Hey there, Phonella", I say..and she reluctantly walks over to me on the sidewalk and smiles that phony lady smile with a "hi there" somewhere in between all that, and I know and she knows that she don't want any part of me or my pleasantries..so, I think, "Better make this a long one, huh?? See how long she lasts." As I yabber and yabber about nothing in particular, she stands there and fake smiles through the whole awkward and mercilessly long greeting til I've just about had enough and release her to her mundanity. Done. Saw Phony Balogna Lady Today. Check.